Hey Wayne!

Is it just me or does the scandalous Illionois Governor Rod Blagojevich look like Mike Myer's long lost brother?!! Every time I see his picture, all I can think of is, "Groovy Baby".
And, by the way, Mike Myers is soooo not funny anymore (just in case you were wondering). His humor passed with the 90's.

I'm Crazed

It all started when I was traveling home from a recent business trip to Las Vegas. I had already read the current Vogue, Us Weekly, and People magazines, so instead I bought a crossword puzzle book. Since buying that book, I do crosswords after dinner each night, when I'm drying my hair in the morning, at work on my lunch break, and I even had a dream about doing crosswords the other night! I don't know how to stop and the best thing is now I have gotten Chris into it as well! I even bought him his very own book. Gosh I feel old.

Pigs In A Blanket

Only in Minnesota would this happen...

http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=531127

You have to wonder if this was some sort of pig plot to escape... one of the pigs told the others that he had heard that when you are loaded into "one of these trucks" that you weren't really going on a field trip but to some place HORRIBLE. So, they all got together, tipped the truck and tried to make a run for it... but they are all too fat to get very far and their little scheme turned into just a brief stopover instead of an escape. THE END. Or is it??! Just as the truck is pulling away after being reloaded, you see the shadow of one of the pigs hiding behind a bush-- he made it and now he will have his revenge-- stay tuned for-- Pig Plot II.

Impressive Find

Every now and again, I'll be at home in the kitchen or living room and I'll hear a cry of surprise and wonderment. It is either 1 of 2 things... 1) Chris using "the tool" to dig wax out of his ears or 2) Chris using my tweezers (ewww) to pluck hairs out of his nose. He then immediately calls me to come and look at his find. I have never seen anyone so fascinated by these two byproducts of the body.

WELL, today I get back to my desk at work after giving a 1.5 hour presentation. I look at my e-mail and I have one from Chris with the following picture and the title line reads "Pulled This Out My Nose"...



















And, yes, that is a quarter to use in comparison! What an impressive man, huh??!! I am a lucky girl.